"Stop that! It's not his fault he exists and has testicles!"
"There has been too much duck crime today! No more crime until tomorrow!"
"I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE"
"TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE" (almost every day, when I want them to go back in the damn coop)
"STOP EATING MY TREES THEY ARE BABIES"
"Capes are not in fashion! Get out of the feed sacks!"
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT"
"YOU DISGUST ME"
"That's not where eggs go!"
"STOP POOPING ON ME I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU OW YOU HAVE SHARP TALONS"
"Stop shouting and eat your food!"
"Who's blood is this?!"
"Puddle water is not delicious! I just filled the waterer!"
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